My Lifecoach Is A Cat hoodie

from $34.50
All hail Cato Fluffananda. Whether you're a lifelong disciple or a recent convert to his teachings, this hoodie lets the world know you've embraced the path of strategic napping and unapologetic boundaries. Wear it proudly, spread the fluff, and remember: the cult of Fluffananda welcomes all... provided you bring snacks.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

We make our merch only after you order it. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it also means we aren't filling warehouses with products that may never be used.

Fast fashion thrives on overproduction and waste. We'd rather make what people actually want than gamble on what might sell. So when you order from us, you're helping support a slower, more intentional way of making things.

Thanks for supporting independent media-and for buying with purpose.
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All hail Cato Fluffananda. Whether you're a lifelong disciple or a recent convert to his teachings, this hoodie lets the world know you've embraced the path of strategic napping and unapologetic boundaries. Wear it proudly, spread the fluff, and remember: the cult of Fluffananda welcomes all... provided you bring snacks.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

We make our merch only after you order it. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it also means we aren't filling warehouses with products that may never be used.

Fast fashion thrives on overproduction and waste. We'd rather make what people actually want than gamble on what might sell. So when you order from us, you're helping support a slower, more intentional way of making things.

Thanks for supporting independent media-and for buying with purpose.